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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1:结婚前老婆碰碰头发,老二就会竖起来。结婚后,老婆碰碰老二,头发就会竖起来。

2:邻居终于把他那破摩托车的排气筒修好了,再也不会一打火就全小区听到,就是他家衣柜睡的不安稳。

3:天冷了,天天窝在被窝里不想动,好多天没碰老婆。老婆一脸哀怨的看着我:一到冬天你就特别懒,不光懒得动,还懒得硬。

[ 本帖最后由 木亦 于 2018-2-3 18:15 编辑 ]
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哈哈,热胀冷缩的原理。
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